The Dirty Keywords Search Song

NOTE TO THE IMPATIENT: song starts @ 3:20 in What does a girl who writes a generalist, PG-rated (for occasional foul language) blog do when she's asked to participate in the West Coast version of In The Flesh, the, er, adult-themed reading series? Well, this one quickly whipped up a song using all the sex-related keyword searches that drove people to her site. Yes, every single line of this song is an ACTUAL KEYWORD SEARCH that brought people to Enjoy!